Listen, I thought we’d made a deal. I thought we’d agreed that since I worked so long on Friday that it was actually Saturday when I got in my car to go home, you would take your sweet time showing up on my doorstep. I mean, last week was a tough one and we both know the body needs time and sleep to recuperate, so you’d said you’d take the scenic route on your way to my house. You know, maybe drive around the block a few times? But here you are, right on schedule. Well, I’m not ready yet! My body is too tired and this bed is too cozy for me to just spring forth like some kind of cracked up jack in the box just because some stupid alarm keep going off. Five more minutes, please…
Huh? Yeah, yeah… I’m up, I’m up…
…You’re still here aren’t you, Monday? UGH, fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. I’m out of bed, are you happy now? Hmmm, what’s that? Oh, now you want me to put on real clothes and maybe stop looking like a swamp monster? Wooooooow. Has anyone ever told you that you’re awfully demanding for a day of the week? Tuesday would never say these things to me and Friday would never be this judgmental… Fine, whatever, I guess maybe a warm shower might make this chilly ass morning less miserable… And okay, maybe this cheery JCrew sweater will brighten my mood… And you know, this skirt does put such a pep in my step… Hey, wouldya look at that! The sun is peeking out! I guess the world does look lovely in this light… What’s that? You think we should stop for a caffeine pick-me-up before heading into the office? That’s a wonderful idea, I absolutely concur! Ooooo, what if the boss brings in donuts today? Huh, what’s that? Oh, I hope there are sprinkles too! Everyone knows they’re the best kind.
Hey, you know what, Monday? Maybe you’re not such a bad day after all.
Skirt: Express (similar)
Heels: Target (similar)
Necklace: Target (similar)
Sunglasses: Charming Charlie