A Chicken in Every Pot and a Pineapple on Every Dress

 

Jeanne FBC the-limited-pineapple-a-line-dress-old-navy-cropped-denim-jacket-circus-by-sam-edelman-cognac-heels-tortoise-shell-oversized-sunglassesGuys, when I run for president (and it’s inevitable that I will, I am clearly meant to lead this ish), I will be elected on the following platform:

1) Mandatory Summer Break for all (because seriously, who gets anything done in the Summer?)
2) Iced Coffee Fountains (like drinking fountains, but instead of water they dispense iced coffee)
3) More novelty prints!
3.5) Oh, and I guess World Peace.

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So a vote for Jeanne means less work, more caffeine and a plethora of prints*. Tell me that doesn’t sound like the America you always dreamed of…

*Full disclosure, I probably can’t make any of these promises a reality. But hey, a girl can dream!

Jeanne FBC the-limited-pineapple-a-line-dress-old-navy-cropped-denim-jacket-circus-by-sam-edelman-cognac-heels-tortoise-shell-oversized-sunglasses 10Dress: The Limited

Jacket: Old Navy

Heels: Circus by Sam Edelman (Similar 1Similar 2)

Sunglasses: J. Crew Factory (Similar)

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